My life on the rocks.
latchkey kid I was a latchkey kid growing up. My mom was working and going to school. So I was home alone for at least an hour or two in the afternoon. And I loved it. Almost immediately after school I would head to the neighborhood convenience store. I'd buy candy and snack cakes, then eagerly head home to watch afternoon cartoons. I had a routine....
America's Team. Really? When I was growing up Baltimore didn't have a football team. Most would assume that I would look down the road to DC for a team to cheer for, but no. I looked all over the league and decided to become a Cowboys fan. (I was 12 and thought Troy Aikman was cute.) I dropped my Dallas Star for a Baltimore Raven in '96. But there's still a soft...
The Art of Bridal War Sun Tzu says: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. The Wannabe Bride says: Engage him in conversations about marriage when he least expects it. Boyfriend: Honey? Can you get me some toilet paper? You: Sure, if you give me a ring. Sun Tzu says: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not...
Not the Mama! It's not that I'm anti-baby. I'm just anti-me-having-a-baby. I remember when I was younger I would play with my cabbage patch doll Kristie Mae or Kelly Ann or whatever the heck her name was. I would dress her up in little outfits and do her hair. I had a stroller to cart her around in and we even had matching rain slickers. It was fun for...
Viagra Penguin
I LOVE Penguins.
Penguins were my sorority mascot. Since graduation, 6 years ago, I haven't participated in any sorority stuff. But I still love penguins.
They're so cute and adorable. How could you not love them?
Anyone who knows me, knows my fascination with everything penguin. There is at lease 1 penguin in every room of our...
Jan
23
Category : redneck wedding
My dream redneck wedding will began with an IHOP breakfast.
I would race to the ceremony, located in an abandoned field, in my own replica of the Duke’s of Hazard’s General Lee car.
My groom? He’d arrive in style…
When we take the plunge, we’ll really take the plunge…
And of course the finest caterer that money can buy…
Thank you CMT for the inspiration.
Oct
03
Category : redneck wedding
After seeing the deer on our bedroom wall, a friend of mine told me that Jay and I were a tractor pull away from being rednecks. Don’t really know if this was a compliment or an insult, but I thought it was funny.
Or it could be because one of my favorite shows is CMT’s My Big Fat Redneck Wedding. I’m very tempted to have my own redneck wedding. Here are some ideas I have for my own wedding:
A beer can arch…
camouflage bridesmaid dresses…
four wheelers instead of limos
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