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latchkey kid I was a latchkey kid growing up. My mom was working and going to school. So I was home alone for at least an hour or two in the afternoon. And I loved it. Almost immediately after school I would head to the neighborhood convenience store. I'd buy candy and snack cakes, then eagerly head home to watch afternoon cartoons. I had a routine....

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America's Team. Really?America's Team. Really? When I was growing up Baltimore didn't have a football team. Most would assume that I would look down the road to DC for a team to cheer for, but no. I looked all over the league and decided to become a Cowboys fan. (I was 12 and thought Troy Aikman was cute.) I dropped my Dallas Star for a Baltimore Raven in '96. But there's still a soft...

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The Art of Bridal War Sun Tzu says: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. The Wannabe Bride says: Engage him in conversations about marriage when he least expects it. Boyfriend: Honey? Can you get me some toilet paper? You: Sure, if you give me a ring. Sun Tzu says: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not...

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Not the Mama! It's not that I'm anti-baby. I'm just anti-me-having-a-baby. I remember when I was younger I would play with my cabbage patch doll Kristie Mae or Kelly Ann or whatever the heck her name was. I would dress her up in little outfits and do her hair. I had a stroller to cart her around in and we even had matching rain slickers. It was fun for...

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Viagra PenguinViagra Penguin I LOVE Penguins. Penguins were my sorority mascot. Since graduation, 6 years ago, I haven't participated in any sorority stuff. But I still love penguins. They're so cute and adorable. How could you not love them? Anyone who knows me, knows my fascination with everything penguin. There is at lease 1 penguin in every room of our...

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Shamwow

Category : infomercials

At Whole Foods today a women stopped me and asked if I had ever heard of the Shamwow. I said “Or course I have! I’m tempted to buy the thing.”

“See?”, she turned to her husband. “She’s heard of it.”

She continued to poll everyone in the check out line if they had heard of the miracle paper towel. I think she was trying to prove to her husband that everyone had heard of the Shamwow and that he was weird for not knowing what it was. And indeed everyone in that line knew exactly what she was referring to.

She also made him buy some weird fruit simply because it looked interesting. When the checker asked what it was and how you eat it he replied “Have no clue. She wanted it because it looked weird. I forgot to give her her meds today.”

My point of this story, is that I no longer feel like a loser for being fascinated by infomercials. There are others out there just like me, if not worse.

Infomercials are a powerful tool. Even Obama knew of their power when he was running for President. Why else pay millions for air time on several major tv stations.

If you haven’t seen the shamwow (seriously? have you been living under a rock?) below is a youtube clip of the AD. I warn you, you may be tempted to purchase.

Fitness Made Sleazy

Category : infomercials

Infomercials have become my new favorite obsession. I am just blown away by the insanity of some of these products and that someone, somewhere, actually thought that this product was a great idea. The only downside is that after awhile I start to convince myself that I actually want some of this stuff. (I am so tempted to get a shamwow.)

I would like to think Danielle Fishel, host of The Dish on the style network, for introducing the world to the following new workout gem. And now I am passing it on to you. (and I’m sure you’ll pass it on to another)

If I was rich, I would order this and then throw a big party. Although I fear that with a bit of alcohol, said party would probably get a bit out of hand.

But the igallop isn’t just for lonely single women. No, even pets will enjoy it. Check out this cat on the igallop. His eye’s are what got me cracking up. They say, I don’t know what this is, but it’s a good thing you got me fixed or we might have a problem on our hands.

The igallop can be purchased at Brookstone.com for the very low price of $299. Enjoy! (but not too much!)

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