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latchkey kid I was a latchkey kid growing up. My mom was working and going to school. So I was home alone for at least an hour or two in the afternoon. And I loved it. Almost immediately after school I would head to the neighborhood convenience store. I'd buy candy and snack cakes, then eagerly head home to watch afternoon cartoons. I had a routine....

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America's Team. Really?America's Team. Really? When I was growing up Baltimore didn't have a football team. Most would assume that I would look down the road to DC for a team to cheer for, but no. I looked all over the league and decided to become a Cowboys fan. (I was 12 and thought Troy Aikman was cute.) I dropped my Dallas Star for a Baltimore Raven in '96. But there's still a soft...

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The Art of Bridal War Sun Tzu says: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. The Wannabe Bride says: Engage him in conversations about marriage when he least expects it. Boyfriend: Honey? Can you get me some toilet paper? You: Sure, if you give me a ring. Sun Tzu says: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not...

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Not the Mama! It's not that I'm anti-baby. I'm just anti-me-having-a-baby. I remember when I was younger I would play with my cabbage patch doll Kristie Mae or Kelly Ann or whatever the heck her name was. I would dress her up in little outfits and do her hair. I had a stroller to cart her around in and we even had matching rain slickers. It was fun for...

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Viagra PenguinViagra Penguin I LOVE Penguins. Penguins were my sorority mascot. Since graduation, 6 years ago, I haven't participated in any sorority stuff. But I still love penguins. They're so cute and adorable. How could you not love them? Anyone who knows me, knows my fascination with everything penguin. There is at lease 1 penguin in every room of our...

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The Miracle Fruit

Category : food, My Boyfriend Jay

Say what you want about my boyfriend Jay, he definitely keeps my life interesting.

Last week, while watching the science channel, Jay sees this segment on “The Miracle Fruit”. It’s a berry from West Africa that, once consumed, makes sour foods taste sweet. So of course, because he has nothing better to do with his money, Jay had to order some. He also ordered the tablet version.

At first I thought he was crazy for ordering the berries, but soon after I started getting intrigued myself. By Saturday I was more than a little anxious to try this little berry.

So, this afternoon Jay set up a little buffet of limes, lemons, oranges, unripened strawberries and beer.

The verdict:

After sucking down a tablet until it completely dissolved, everything I ate became much sweeter. The limes and lemons tasted like limeade and lemonade. The oranges were the best oranges I had ever had in my life. I couldn’t get enough of them. The Guinness at first tasted too malty, but after consuming a second tablet it tasted like chocolate milk with barley and hops. It was weird. I’ve never been able to drink a Guinness down that fast in my life.

I started going through the fridge and trying everything I could.

Jalapenos? Still too hot to eat.

Cocktail sauce? Sweet and tangy, ICK!!

Garlic? Mmmm, yummy.

Caramel syrup? So sweet I wanted to puke!

Dark rum? Sweet, but still to strong to shoot.

Overall, I was a little disappointed. I was expecting, well, a miracle. But it was fun. And I still curious as to what else I could try with this little fruit. The tablet began to wear off after about an hour.

If your interested, feel free to visit http://www.miraclefruitman.com/

If you do, please share your experience. I’d love to know what you thought.

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