My life on the rocks.
latchkey kid I was a latchkey kid growing up. My mom was working and going to school. So I was home alone for at least an hour or two in the afternoon. And I loved it. Almost immediately after school I would head to the neighborhood convenience store. I'd buy candy and snack cakes, then eagerly head home to watch afternoon cartoons. I had a routine....
America's Team. Really? When I was growing up Baltimore didn't have a football team. Most would assume that I would look down the road to DC for a team to cheer for, but no. I looked all over the league and decided to become a Cowboys fan. (I was 12 and thought Troy Aikman was cute.) I dropped my Dallas Star for a Baltimore Raven in '96. But there's still a soft...
The Art of Bridal War Sun Tzu says: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. The Wannabe Bride says: Engage him in conversations about marriage when he least expects it. Boyfriend: Honey? Can you get me some toilet paper? You: Sure, if you give me a ring. Sun Tzu says: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not...
Not the Mama! It's not that I'm anti-baby. I'm just anti-me-having-a-baby. I remember when I was younger I would play with my cabbage patch doll Kristie Mae or Kelly Ann or whatever the heck her name was. I would dress her up in little outfits and do her hair. I had a stroller to cart her around in and we even had matching rain slickers. It was fun for...
Viagra Penguin
I LOVE Penguins.
Penguins were my sorority mascot. Since graduation, 6 years ago, I haven't participated in any sorority stuff. But I still love penguins.
They're so cute and adorable. How could you not love them?
Anyone who knows me, knows my fascination with everything penguin. There is at lease 1 penguin in every room of our...
Jan
10
In case you didn’t know it, there is a deer head on my bedroom wall. It’s smoking a cigarette and his name is Louie.
I didn’t put it there. My boyfriend Jay did.
I hate it. I roll over in the middle of the night and it scares the bejeesus out of me.
If the lighting is just, it looks like it’s staring at me.
But this past Christmas I decided to embrace Louie “The Deer Head”.
It was a Merry Frickin’ Christmas had by all.
Sep
19
Category : Deer Head
09My boyfriend Jason has done a lot of frustrating things. He once almost set our apartment on fire when he fell asleep while cooking cheese burgers. What vegetarian wouldn’t want her apartment smelling like burnt meat? Continue Reading
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