Random Conversation: Vacation all I ever wanted.

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Random Conversation: Vacation all I ever wanted.

Posted by Nikki | Comments: (0)

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Hubby and I are considering going away next month for a mini vacay. The following is our conversation as I remember it:

JAY: I found this resort in West Virginia. But there’s no television.

NIKKI: Seriously. A three day weekend with no television.

JAY: Yeah, we could go hiking.

NIKKI: hmmm

JAY: Massages…

NIKKI: ok.

JAY: Kayaking

NIKKI: What?! I can’t even swim.

JAY: Or we could go to Plymouth and re-enact the pilgrims arrival.

NIKKI: You’re joking right….wait…the pilgrims landed in West Virginia?

JAY: Yes sweetie. The Pilgrims landed in West Virginia. Which is pretty amazing since West Virginia isn’t on the ocean! Gee, how did they ever get their ship all the way up in the mountains?!