Sun Tzu says: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
The Wannabe Bride says: Engage him in conversations about marriage when he least expects it.
Boyfriend: Honey? Can you get me some toilet paper?
You: Sure, if you give me a ring.
Sun Tzu says: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.
The Wannabe Bride Says: Whining gets you no where. Nor does kicking, screaming, begging, or bribing. The road to the engagement is paved with patience.
Sun Tzu says: When envoys are sent with compliments in their mouths, it is a sign that the enemy wishes for a truce.
The Wannabe Bride says: The more willing he is to engage in wedding convo, victory is in sight.
Boyfriend: That wedding sucked. Our wedding would be so much better.
You: Oh my god! that was practically a proposal. I can’t wait to call my mom!
Boyfriend: What? Wait, put down the phone.
Sun Tzu says: If those who are sent to draw water begin by drinking themselves, the army is suffering from thirst.
The Wannabe Bride says: Never engage in talk about marriage while drunk.
You: You better (hick) marry me (hick). I’m the best ding dat eva happened to ew. (hick)
Boyfriend: Dear god help me.
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